Must have been the wind.

He wakes up on the floor,

Battered and Bruised.

Painful ringing in his ears,

Bleeding mouth, he’s lost a tooth.

Stands up from the ground,

Holding his hands to his head.

The room keeps spinning around,

His clothes have been ripped to shreds.

“I must have blacked out for a minute or two.”

“It was late. Makes sense I’d faint.”

But it’s just before noon.

His bones ache, he feels drained.

It’s almost familiar.

The room’s been rearranged.

The front door is framed with splinters,

It won’t close all the way.

As I push my mind back to relive memory,

The blurry image flees to my mind’s recesses.

A breeze pushes the door; something’s missing.

I empty my pockets, searching for invaluable assets.

They come out empty, I have nothing of worth.

I give a big smile, as I am unaware

I’ve lost arcane gems and my money purse.

The perfect crime, leaving your memory bare.

Any oddity is ignored.

“Must have been the wind.”

The words ease any concern.

But it’s not wind, it’s a storm.

Mandibles clicking, I watch from the window.

I took his gems, maybe now he’ll remember.

But he repeats the hated line I’ll never forget.

“Must have been the wind.” Must have been the wind!

No perfume strong enough,

Nor smelling salts

To wake him up

To make him watch.

Look me in my eyes,

Like a web to the flies.

Or take my hand in yours.

I’m armed with four.

My thunderous temper

Fed by hateful jealousy.

My incognito anger;

Social butterfly left behind.

Must have been the wind.

The wind doesn’t hold grudges.

My stormy disposition

Extinguishes your torches.

Try to light your lantern,

But it’s raining with my tears.

Your ears ring, your stomachs churn.

An uneasy feeling ignites your fears.

You can ignore me,

But you can’t ignore crime.

Arson, murder, theft, kidnapping.

Forget a fearmonger? I dare you try!