Silly Siblings

August 18th, 2019

My Youngest Sister: "Why did the dog cross the road?"

Me: "Because it was bone that way."

My Youngest Sister: "No, silly. Because it wanted to ride an airplane."

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My Middle Younger Sister: "Why did they the horse cross the road?"

Me: "Because someone said, 'Hay, over here!'"

My Middle Younger Sister: "What? No. It's because it wanted to shoot down a plane."

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My Middle Younger Sister: "Why did the phone cross the road?"

Me: "Because it was dialing to get there."

My Middle Younger Sister: "What? Hahaha. No, it's because it wanted to get back to it's home and work with his friend, tree."

My Oldest Younger Sister: "Why was the knot in time-Out?"

Me: "Because it was being nau-"

My Oldest Younger Sister: "Because it was being naughty."

Me: "But I was just about to-"

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My Middle Younger Sister: "Why did the tree cross the road?"

Me: "Because it was struck by lightning."

My Middle Younger Sister: "No, because it wanted to see the doctor."

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My Middle Younger Sister: "Why did the cross cross the road?"

My Younger Brother: "Because it was double-crossed."

My Middle Younger Sister: "No, because it was cross. Crosses can't move. They can't cross the road."

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My Oldest Younger Sister: "Why did the fish cross the lake?"

Me: "Because-"

My Oldest Younger Sister: "Because it wanted to see the dock, duhr. Get it? Doctor."

Me: "You didn't even let me-"

My Oldest Younger Sister: "Next joke!"

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Me: "Why does it take forever for dragons to get anything done?"

My Younger Brother: "Dragons?"

Me: "Yes."

My Younger Brother: "In What? My Little Pony? Is it because they always fight?"

Me: "Haha."

My Younger Brother: "Wait, is this a joke?"

Me: "Yes."

My Younger Brother: "Ugh. The answer has something to do with 'drag.'"

Me: "Their tasks just drag on."

My Younger Brother: "I knew it. I knew it. I knew it. I knew it."

Me: "Haha."

My Younger Brother: "Why am I not surprised? So, are you doing a study on how people respond to jokes? Why are you writing this down?"

Me: "Wait, I'm still writing it down."

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My Youngest Sister: "Hey! What's this? What's this? What's this?"

Me: "A tiny porcupine plant."

My Youngest Sister: "Ok."

Me: "Achoo! Achoo! No, it's a cat-tail plant."