Reckless Adventure
Bubbling up from the dark blue abyss.
Rises a sand wyrm that doesn’t fit in.
A cry from the stern, “What in Tarn Nation?”
“Aye, Mate E. We’re far from that lake mountain.”
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Never rode a ship larger than a rowboat before.
Never fear the monsters that walk upon the shore.
Only in the waters is anything worth the reward.
Only in the deep will I fear to become a corpse.
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I love it. Seething in terror gets my adrenaline pump’in.
No more sweat. I’m the only one on my two legs walk’in.
To the deck. You scallywaggs all better be scrubb’in.
I’m Captain. So don’t you dare question my navigat’in.
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Okay, fine I admit it.
I got lost on purpose.
It’s always much more fun.
When traveling is a challenge.
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Here we go. Dragons in the sea, here we fight!
The battle will last all day and through the night.
Why does my crew always consider this a plight?
If they just followed orders I promise they’d be alright.
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Or at least mostly.
They obey perfectly.
But they still die.
Don’t worry, that’s fine.
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I know a special place where they can revive.
A lake in secret dimension where I hide
My treasure so that no one else can find
The spoils of adventure that prove that I’m
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The best Captain on the seven and seventy seas.
Or wait, was it twelve? It’s no matter to me.
Don’t need to be able to count, I’ve got employees
That can do any trivial task I need.
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I’m a great Captain. I don’t know why they call me reckless.
Got a First Mate Paladin. He’ll clean those wounds, so don’t stress.
Start a rebellion. Go ahead, see how I could care less.
Got a charter from my patron. And also, you see, I’m Font-blessed.
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I haven’t died yet. Wonder when I’ll get my first chance.
I’ve heard that it’s a rush. But death’s not really part of my plans.
Oh dear, is that an angry mob? Don’t they know how I solve problems?
If violence isn’t the answer, then it’s nothing holy water can’t fix.
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Why haven’t you died yet? Guess I’ll open negotiations.
But talking is too boring. So just state your offer, I’ll accept it.
Want a share of treasure? I guess it’s the worth sacrifice’in.
So come aboard my friend. Looks like I’ve got another First Mate again.
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First Mates A through F, I need you on the starboard.
A dragon turtle’s blocking our path to the harbor.
Bring me closer. I want to fight it because I’m bored.
I want to keep a trophy, so help me rip off its horn.
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Don’t worry if you die, I’ll bring you back as a fish.
For some reason, my crew doesn’t like this.
I, for one, almost want to die on purpose.
It would be so much easier when I dive in the lake to worship.
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Font water, blessed and holy.
Nothing can keep it from me.
Reasons why I explore the seas
In the name of my country.
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Tarn Nation. Tarn Nation. Land of the lake and mountain.
Tarn Nation. Tarn Nation. Where sea monsters blossom.
Tarn Nation. Tarn Nation. The realm that is long forgotten.
Tarn Nation. Tarn Nation. Where else would I get holy water from?