Nuke Warm War
This must been when I was learning about the Cold War in one of the my classes in High School. This is poem is disturbing. Not just because of its topic, but because I also doubt the validity of it's "facts."
Nuclear warheads
Ready to launch
Let’s go explode these
Powerful bombs
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We’re running out of time
We’ve only got one chance
We cannot mess this up
Or we'll be like Japan
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There used to be the cities
Nagasaki and Hiroshima
Until we decided
To blow them apart
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Those were only Atomic bombs
And they are weak
Compared to the nuclear ones
That we’ve received
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20 kilotons of TNT
That is pretty small
When shadowed by 50 megatons
Thank You Plutonium
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Despite these destructive properties
Nukes have benefits
For those who like Christmas
And winter that’s permanent
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Nuclear Fallout
Brings winter and Christmas
Fission and Fusion
Radioactive presents
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Volatile elements
Bleach the ground
Chemical equivalent
Of White Christmas
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Think on the bright side
There is unlimited light
From the lime green glow
Of radioactive mice
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It’ll be Christmas, everyday
Nuclear bombs of generosity
Giving gifts of gamma rays
Christmas becomes an atrocity
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So pack your bags
And plasma rifles
Keep meat for Mole Rats
And keep out of trouble
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Build a nuclear bunker
Deep underground
Because a lot more than Santa
Is coming to town
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Albert Einstein
With his crazy brain
Invented his famous equation
E=MC^2=Bang!
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The Formula is for energy
Energy equals mass times light times light
Speaking of time there is relativity
But now we must prepare for eternal night
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In WWII we had a visit
From a really smart man with a plan
German Scientist Jew was immigrant
Allows Manhattan Project to Vaporize Japan
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But after the war
Others learned the secret
The temptation of power was hard to ignore
Everybody made nukes for “Protection”
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A cold war with Russia
Sirens, Drills, “Duck and Cover!”
Now we're reaching nuke warm.
Is this the end of the world?
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I hope you have a bunker or a vault
If you don’t then you will blow up
A Christmas wish we have this year
Is that the nukes will disappear