Gun Monks in D&D 5e

I’m back again

But I’m half awake

We drove through the night

Got home at six A.M.

Took a nap

Until Eleven

And now I’m up

Thinking of kensei monk

As the best Special Ops

From my dream

He had a laser saw

And a shotgun

An EMP Anti-Ballistic Vest

Protects against lasers and bullets

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Just take take monk and the Gunner feat

Or just Kensei is all you need

As long as it lacks heavy and special properties

And if you want to attack more than once

You only need Gunner if it’s Renaissance

Modern weapons have a rapid shot

And futuristic lasers are what I want.

But nothing else compares to anti-magic

Monks are the only ones that aren’t affected

Even Martials use +1 weapons

And without those items they’re ineffective.

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Imagine you’re up against a lich

As powerful as someone lycanthropic

Immune to nonmagical attacks

And so the Fighter cannot act

If there is any anti-magic

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And that’s what I saw in the dream

Fighting alien monstrosities

And laser guns malfunctioning

I had to use my handsaw to tear and rip

Amphibious reptiles into ribbons