Duel of Order
Duel of Order (Starlight vs Accord)
Sadly, it's unfinished. Maybe the rest of it is written one of my High School notebooks?
Accord + Starlight:
Here, I’m going to go
Prove I’m better than you,
And so I’ll let you know
What I’m going to do.
I’m gonna take you out
Single step at a time,
So you better watch out
For this magic of mine.
We both use mind control.
We’re both so predictable.
Communism’s our goal.
Want to join? Let us know!
Accord:
Don’t need to cheat to win.
Loopholes? I don’t need them.
Come on, listen to me.
Life’s best when we agree.
According to my search
You’re the plainest, but worse.
You achieve near nothing.
You just tend to blaspheme.
Starlight:
So you like mind control?
Way to keep it old school.
You’re not original.
You repeat mistakes, fool!
Accord:
That wasn’t very nice.
Cool it down! Have some ice!
I think you’re just jealous
I’m a draconequus.
Got plans you’ll never see,
Ranging from to A to Z.
Though just one would suffice.
Zero failure rate? Nice!
Starlight:
I’m a unicorn mage.
I can alter your mind.
I can alter your age.
I alter the time.
With spells I can combine
And speak the words aloud,
Which for no reason rhyme.
I make effects compound.
Accord:
I cannot see without
My reasons all about
Organization and
Order in all the land.
If I were now opposed,
I would stay here exposed.
Power of harmony
Not enough to stop me.
Starlight:
Each village I asses
Will gain equal access
To food and minerals,
To shelter, homes, and clothes.
Maybe you can withstand
The power of friendship.
I can always expand
My life to infinite.
Accord:
So you may be able
To become immortal,
But what happens if you
Would lose your magic too?
You’d find yourself encaved
Where in you must behave.
Dimensional no-go.
A place we call Limbo.
Starlight:
Destroyed Equestria.
What can you claim or boast?
You can do nothing, but
Wait for me to you roast.
Wait, you’re not orderly.
You’re not symmetrical.
You’re like that chaos freak.
In fact, you’re just his clone.
Accord:
Now that is where you’re wrong,
Though I’ve not been here long,
I know the difference
Between me and him is.
Discord’s my opposite,
And since he’s chaotic,
I guess that means for me,
I must be orderly.
Starlight:
What of Newton’s Third Law?
What you do is balanced.
Any action at all
You do must be challenged.
You use order magic
Which is the opposite
Of what is chaotic,
Breaking your alignment.
Accord:
Wouldn’t that hold for you?
I must follow rules, true.
Your goal’s equality.
Guess that’s not happening.
But if I interpret
The law so it means that
The equal reaction
Is magic I’m using.
Starlight:
If it works as you thought,
Where is the opposite?
The action would be what
The magic inverse is.
I am Starlight Glimmer.
Destroyed the world with all
But eternal winter.
I stopped because of songs.
Watch out for the equine.
You should worry because
I can travel through time,
And change the future of
All of Equestria.
How is that possible?
I break unwritten laws.
I’m just unstoppable.
Don’t need to follow rules,
Ethics and moral codes.
No matter what I do,
I always have control.
Accord:
I order everything.
What is there? A spring?
Speak to me of nothing.
Rhyme if you say something.
The Eternal Order,
Of which I am a founder,
Would like to command you
To tell anyone who