Cozy Glow and Tirek
My name is Cozy Glow.
My mane’s adorable.
My curly locks are teal.
Magic is what we steal.
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Tirek, my old pen pal
Helped me to no avail.
It’s just the two of us
Stuck trapped in Tartarus.
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You get all the magic.
I get all the friendship.
Power, we both want it.
Ways to get it, different.
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The power of friendship:
I’ll get enough of it.
More powerful than all
Magic Equestria.
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Centaur and a filly?
Much in common, really?
We both are deceptive
Mastermind strategists:
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Charismatic leaders,
Untrustworthy traitors,
Treasonous backstabbers
Stuck in here forever.
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Conspiring terrorists.
Honesty is worthless.
And we owe our fealty
To no living pony.
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I am the first filly
Punished so severely
By the princesses’ hate,
But I will still escape.
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With the help of my friend,
Now the world will descend
Below tyrannical reign.
Due to Tirek’s old age,
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He’ll no longer be king
Under a new regime,
In which I will be Queen—
The new Empress Supreme.
(Evil laughter)
Tirek: “Do you have to sing?”
Cozy Glow: “What? I wasn’t singing. I was… I was talking with rhythm.